kirtens: when i was younger i was in mcdonalds and i had my tamagotchi with me and i was playing with it and there was another girl about my age with a tamagotchi too and we kept looking over to eachother and after a while she went to the bathroom and i followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected our tamagotchis and we made them have tamababies and it was the...
cup0f-h0t-tea: OMG SO I HEARD MY NEIGHBORS HAVING SEX SO I STARTED JUMPING ON MY BED AND LIKE MOANING OR SOME SHIT AND THEY STOPPED. OMG AND I HEARD THE GUY SAY “DAMN WHY CAN’T WE BE FUN LIKE THAT” I CANT STOP LAUGHING.
My mom hired a transgender girl this week...
Co-worker: Did you know she's really a guy?
Mom: Not when I hired her but yes, I am aware now.
Co-worker: How could you hire someone like that?
Mom: Easy, she's adorable and more than capable of doing the job.
Co-worker: Well as a mother, I am appalled that he's allowed to work somewhere with people's children.
My mom: Listen here lady, that IS someone's child you're talking about. You are an adult. Stop acting like a child. SHE is a wonderful GIRL.
Co-Worker: Well I just don't feel safe sharing a bathroom with her.
Mom: Okay, she's transgender, not some kind of sexual predator. She's not going to attack you in the bathroom. She's obviously a better person than you. You know what? Why don't you go complain to management about it because your ignorance and hate is really pissing me off.
Seriously guys.... My mom is AMAZING.
tbproduction: Peep the teaser recap video of WekFest Hawaii 2013 by me! Big ups to Weksos Usa for coming back down, and hosting another dope car show! Stay tuned for the full WekFest video feature by NinetyFour Entertainment. There are a lot of clips and footage not posted on the video, that we are saving for the feature on the next NinetyFour DVD! Facebook.com/TBProduction...
fffcuk: kanyeandkimsbaby: omg i didnt want it to end lets talk about their clothes
My religion teacher, a nun in her 60s, is pro gay...
Nun: People who claim homosexuality is a sin because of their knowledge of the Scriptures need to, excuse my French dear children, need to get their heads out of their asses.
Nun: The Scriptures were written long ago, when science had not discovered what we know today about sexuality.
Nun: We have evolved to a different time, and people who are prejudice against gays and lesbians should grow up.
He carries stars in his pockets because he knows she fears the dark. Whenever...– Alaska Gold (via hanthelion)